2) Aspire to help your fellow man. As long as he's not smelly, dirty or something gross.
3) Just because you’re so cute and popular doesn’t mean you can’t be lonely.
4) If you know that people are gonna be digging up dead people, cancel your cheerleading practice immediately!
5) Do's and Dont's: don't wear black, silk, chiffon or spandex. And don't do that weird thing with your hair. Don't interrupt. Do be interested if someone should speak to you. It may or may not happen, but do be polite. And laugh at the appropriate intervals. Ha-Ha Ha-Ha.
6) If it’s not about you, it’s not important.
7) Always be concerned with how gross people look.
8) The worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat is the stains.
9) That whole nutty 'all men are created equal' thing is simply propaganda spouted out by the ugly and less deserving.
10) And last, being popular is not just your right, but your responsibility.
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