Drucilla and Spike wanted to get Buffy the perfect birthday present, that she would just diefor, literally. They got her the Judge! Anyways, it was Buffy's birthday and her friends were going to throw her a surprise birthday party. But before that happened, Ms. Calendar's Uncle came to pay her a little visit, and reminded her about Angel's curse, and that Ms. Calendar(Jenny or Jannah) must keep them apart; at all costs! Meanwhile, Oz asked out Willow,and it was really cute how he asked her out, and how she said 'yes'. She invited him to the surprise party. Before that, Jenny gave Buffy a ride there, then Buffy saw some of Spike's moronic minions stealing some boxes which contained the Judges' body parts. Buffy interrupted them and kicked some kleptomaniac-vampire ass, and what a fine job she did. When she was fighting a Vampire they both went through a window, it just so happened that, that's where the surprise party was. Everyone was in shock, especially Oz! "Did you all see that guy disappear?" ~~*Oz. So Willow had to tell Oz about the Hell Mouth, and all of that wiggin-worthy stuff. They all opened up one of the boxes, and suddenly a huge arm comes and strangles Buffy. Angel and Giles had to pry away at the arm. Then Angel explained the legend of the Judge to everyone. "No weapon forged can destroy the Judge, it took a whole army, yada, yada, yada. . ." So then Angel decides to take the arm to another country, to keep everyone safe, especially Buffy! They were at the docks where he was going to stow-away on a ferry, they said their good-byes, kissed, and then he gave her a Clauddagh ring. Some of the Vamps came and attacked them, stole the box which contained the arm, and threw Buffy off the dock, Angel jumped in to save her. The Vamps got away, and brought the box back to their lair. They assembled the boxes, and the Judge was brought to life. In the upstairs of the lair, Buffy and Angel were looking on with fear upon their faces. They were caught and brought forth to the Judge. He was going to kill Buffy, and then Angel pleaded with him, to spare Buffy, and take him. Awwww. The Judge really didn't do anything, they escaped, and went back to Angel's house. They took their relationship to the next level. Now, you people know what is going to happen, so, use yer imaginations. After they were done, Angel wakes up in severe pain, and runs outside, calling out Buffy's name. Then he collapsed.
Review:
Wow! This episode kicks major booty! It's wonderful! Although the Judge is a big disappointment. But other than that, it's wonderful! Oz and Willow are so right for each other! and Oz looked really hot! Now, Spike looked darn good too! oh, and Buffy, you go girl!
Rating:
* * * * * * * * * * (10)
My Two Cents:
Why does Angel's one true moment of happiness have to be sex? Why can't it be an ice cream cone? Or a nice, expensive, gold ring? For further rants about the "happiness thing" go here.
