"Well, yes, if you're always scissors, of course your tendons are gonna get strained." ~~*When She Was Bad.

"Sheesh, tell me about it. The other night, I dreamt that Xander--uh, it wasn't Xander. I-i-in fact, it wasn't me. It was a friend's dream, and she doesn't remember it." ~~*When She Was Bad.

"Nothing in here but back issues of Scientific American. Oooh! I haven't read this one." ~~*Some Assembly Required.

"Oh Boy, a field trip." ~~*Some Assembly required.

"Love makes you do the wacky." ~~*Some Assembly Required.

"I'm a rebel." ~~*School Hard.

"Cordelia, have some lemonade." ~~*School Hard.

"Ask for some Aspirin." ~~*School Hard.

"I hope this story ends with, 'And she lived happily ever after'."~~*Inca Mummy Girl.

"They could have at least wrapped her in those nice, white bandages, like in the movies." ~~*Inca Mummy Girl.

"I know! We could go to the Bronze, sneak in our own tea bags, and ask for hot water!" ~~*Reptile Boy.

"It's the non-relationship drink of choice. It's not a date, it's a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it's hot and bitter, like a relationship that way, but---" ~~*Reptile Boy.

"Yeah, with their charmed lives, and their movie-star good looks, and more money than you can count. . .I'm hating." ~~*Reptile Boy.

"I mean, she's 16 going on 40!" ~~*Reptile Boy.

"Guys! Buffy! Snake! Basement! NOW!" ~~*Reptile Boy.

"I don't know what I'm looking for, plus I can't turn the page." ~~*Halloween.

"She couldn't have dressed up as Xena?" ~~*Halloween.

"Oh, great! I'm so the 'Net Girl'." ~~*Lie To Me.

"Ours is a forbidden love." ~~*Lie To Me.

Willow: "Goody! Research party!"
Xander: "Will, you need a life in the worst way." ~~*What's My Line Part One.

Willow: "There's a Slayer's Handbook?"
Buffy: "Wait. Handbook? What Handbook?"
Willow: "Is there a T-Shirt? 'Cause. . .that would be cool." ~~*What's My Line Part Two.

"Giles is enough of a book geek for the both of you." ~~*What's My Line Part Two.

Willow: "Hey! Your hair. . .is brown."
Oz: "Oh yeah. Sometimes." ~~*What's My Line Part Two.

"It's the extra vibe from the Hellmouth. Makes people pray harder." ~~*What's My Line Part two.

*Giggles* "It's a clean clown! I have. . .my . .own fun." ~~*Ted.

Willow: "My egg is Jewish."
Xander: "Okay, teach it that Dreidel song." ~~*Bad Eggs.

"Are they getting weirder? You notice the weirdness of them?" ~~*Bad Eggs.

"Let's get this straight. I don't understand it. I don't wanna understand it. You have gross emotional problems. And things are not okay between us." ~~*Innocence.

Oz: "So do you guys steal weapons from the Army a lot?"
Willow: "Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun." ~~*Innocence.

"I dropped anvils!" ~~*Phases.

"It's nice. He's great. We have a lot of fun. But I want smoochies." ~~*Phases.

"Great, I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO!" ~~*Phases.

"He-he, said he was going through all these changes, then. . .he went through all these. . .changes." ~~*Phases.

"Oz has his cool hair today." ~~*Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered.

"I think I'm a groupie!" ~~*Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered.

"Will I have the power to assign detention, or make 'em run laps?" ~~*Passion.

"I swear, men can be such jerks sometimes, dead or alive!" ~~*Passion.

"Although, for the first time, I'm glad my parents didn't let me have a puppy." ~~*Passion.

"But, on the 'we live on the Hellmouth' side, these kids could have seen a monster." ~~*Killed By Death.

"You came. You saw. You rejected." ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.

"Xander? What happened? Did Cordelia win another round in the broom closet?" ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.

"That's the hot spot. Where all the bad mojo is coming from." ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.

"Gage, your pie chart is looking a lot like solitaire. . .with naked ladies on the cards?" ~~*Go Fish.

"Like an oreo cookie. Well, except for, you know, without the chocolately cookie goodness." ~~*Go Fish.

"And I don't want danger. Big 'no' to danger." ~~*Becoming Part One.

"Okay, somebody explain the whole 'He will suck the whole world into Hell' thing 'cause that's the part I'm not loving." ~~*Becoming Part One.

"I don't wanna be our only hope. I crumble under pressure. Let's have another hope." ~~*Becoming Part One.